My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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