My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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