Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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