Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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