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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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I ordered a moonbounce.

(813): View more from Florida

Fuck, you win.

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(925): View more from California

its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."

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(219): View more from Indiana

They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college

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(954): View more from Florida

In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?

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(775): View more from Nevada

Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.

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I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE

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