there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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