So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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