Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize