what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
tonight lets celebrate not being married
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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