It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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