Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We left the knife in your bed.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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