i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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