I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
