I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO