it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender