just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much