Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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