Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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