No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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