I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The power of my boobs compel you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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