yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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