found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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