we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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