I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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