Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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