so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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