Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is Oprah even human
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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