If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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