you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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