I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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