Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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