'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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