Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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