Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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