sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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