Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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