Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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