her vagine was all disorganized.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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