I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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