roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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