i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Semen is not good for contacts.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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