Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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