you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
cat food counts as protein by the way
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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