Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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