Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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