My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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