So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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