Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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