i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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