mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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