no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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There's always time for handjobs
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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