What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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