i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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