There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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