Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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