Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I supernannyed him into submission
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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