Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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