i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
we should paint friendship bongs
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