Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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