two words: eviction party
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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