Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so explain again why im purple
no
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My penis needs a shock collar
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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