I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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